Hello,

I have a dentist appointment today ^_^ to have a chip in my tooth filled (dont ask how that happened i wasnt sober XD) before it turns into a henious cavity! (can cavities be henious?)
So i have drunk loads of sugary cola and coffee for breakfast and am now incredibly hyper active! (I ran out of tea).

So i thought its been awhile since i shared one of my hilarious and disgracefully shameful mis-adventures with you. This one rivals the incident at work where i shut my fingers in the till, lost my lip stud in my sleeve and made some customers cry (all in a days work).

My brother, fiance and myself all needed to register with the doctors as we have been very slow about it since moving. My brother assurd us that he knew were the sugery was and had seen it next to Tesco, so we all walked down and there it was. It was a small place like most doctor surgeries in the village areas and had the big blue NHS sign on the side so we went in.
The waiting area was packed to overfill and everything was dead silent, so it felt awkward going up to the reception desk to speak with the lady as everyone was listening in, i imagine out of boredom.

I said. "We'd like to register please."
"Which tests would you like?" The receptionist asked.
"Well all of them, we're new." Was my reply.

She looked at me strangely, then to the two boys at either side of me, i wasnt sure why this was so difficult, we were new to the area and needed to register.
She began sorting out some forms for us and I took the time to glance around the room, there was an obscene amount of sex education posters up even for a doctors surgery. Slowly realisation dawned on me. It didnt actually say that the place was a surgery or its name on the side of the building and all the posters on the walls....

"We dont work by appointments at the clinic but by first come first serve."
Clinic??
I had walked into a STD clinic and just asked for the works accompanied by two boys!!! What must that have looked liked?!

Despite all this we did hang around while she phoned people to get directions to the REAL doctors surgery for us lol. Shameful.

Thanks for reading
~Ruru
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